The Hair Helmet 1789: Let Them Wear Helmets

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The Hair Helmet 1789: A Revolutionary Look from Bike Pretty

What happens when Bike Pretty takes on 18th-century French fashion? You get The Hair Helmet 1789—a bike helmet so extravagant, it’s practically treason.

This powdered-wig-inspired masterpiece blends fashion history and bike safety into one glorious pouf. With towering curls styled in the iconic “hedgehog” shape made famous by Marie Antoinette, the Hair Helmet 1789 is my boldest creation yet.

Woman wearing the Bike Pretty Hair Helmet styled with a curly wig, straw hat, and red ribbon, dressed in a Marie Antoinette-inspired costume with green corset, standing in front of a bicycle with a hobby horse head.

And yes—under all that hair, it’s a real helmet. Because here at Bike Pretty, I believe your safety gear should turn heads and protect yours.

A Hair Helmet Fit for a Queen

Designed to resemble a gravity-defying powdered wig, the Hair Helmet 1789 is more than just a costume. It’s a fully functional, US CPSC standard bike helmet with a handcrafted cover styled into sculptural curls. Imagine if your favorite period drama took a joyride—this is the result.

Back view of the Bike Pretty Hair Helmet styled like an 18th-century powdered wig with a straw hat, red feather, and decorative brooch, worn with a white ruffled dress and curly ribbons.

What You See — and What You Don’t

From the back, all eyes are on the sculptural, curly powdered wig and the dramatic Straw Hat Cover perched on top. But hidden beneath the glamour is a standard bike helmet, along with a completely removable Straw Hat Bike Helmet Cover at the base.

The entire Hair Helmet 1789 is built using the same “breakaway” construction as our Straw Hat Bike Helmet Cover Only—meaning the ornate outer layer can detach cleanly from the helmet underneath.

This clever design not only allows for interchangeable looks (yes, you can be Versailles one day and minimal chic the next), but also maintains the safety function of a smooth, sliding helmet surface in the event of a collision.

Form, function, and French flair—all in one.

But Is It Street Legal?

Oui, absolutely. The Hair Helmet 1789 starts with a proper helmet base—no shortcuts here. I then added layers of visual trickery, poudre de mais, and vintage flair to create the illusion of 18th-century hair. The result? A silhouette that’s safe for modern streets and absurdly fashionable.

Portrait of Marie Antoinette wearing a white ruffled dress and a wide-brimmed straw hat with blue ribbons and feathers, holding a rose in front of a vase of flowers.
Élisabeth-Louise Vigée Le Brun (French, 1755 - 1842). Marie-Antoinette, After 1783. Oil on canvas; 92.7 x 73.1 cm. Washington D.C: National Gallery of Art

Ride Like Royalty

Whether you're gliding down an alley or riding to your next salon appointment, the Hair Helmet 1789 turns your commute into a journey through time. The look is part cosplay and all Bike Pretty.

Close-up of the Bike Pretty Hair Helmet styled with a straw hat, red ribbon, and curly wig, worn with a ruffled white dress and green corset, with a bicycle featuring a hobby horse head in the background.

Behind the scenes, I channeled my inner queen—literally. This photo is my tribute to Marie Antoinette’s iconic portrait in her chemise à la reine. Same pose. Slightly more helmet. Slightly less cake.

Woman dressed as Marie Antoinette wearing the Bike Pretty Hair Helmet with a straw hat and red ribbon, holding a red rose next to a vintage-style bike.

One of a Kind

You can recreate a bit of the look with the Straw Hat Bike Helmet—this clever accessory that helped build the foundation of this fantastical wig. It’s designed to pair with select helmet styles and adds a refined, vintage touch to any ride.

Shop the Look

Ready to Ride?

If you’ve made it this far, you might be wondering: “Can I actually buy the Hair Helmet 1789?”

I’ve created a limited-edition product listing. Read all the juicy “product details,” view more photos, and dream of your own powdered wig commute.

Don’t worry—it pairs beautifully with your baguette.

The Bike Helmet That Went to Versailles

The Hair Helmet 1789 is more than a whim. It’s a love letter to history, fashion, and the joy of riding your bike in style. And yes—it also draws attention to my mission here at Bike Pretty: turning everyday helmets into something extraordinary.

Animated GIF of woman riding a bike while wearing the Bike Pretty Hair Helmet styled like an 18th-century wig, with the text 'Revelolutionize your ride' overlaid.

Happy April Fool’s Day from Bike Pretty.

And remember:
Bike helmets protect the head, not the neck.

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  • Posted on by Sarah
    Love the lunacy!

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